Drunk and Crazy

Drunk and Crazy - Bobby Bare

Well hello everybody I've come to say

I didn't come to stay I just come to play

So lock all the doors and open up the wine

Tell all the pretty ladies to get in line

'Cause I'm drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Gonna let the good times roll

Way cross the room I see a fancy fox

I got the key to open up her lock

I slide across the floor like a greasy eel

I say hey baby tell me how do you feel

I say I'm drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Gonna let the good times roll

I say let it roll

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

I was just about to put the cake in the oven

Look over my shoulder there's her big old husband

He was turning blue he was seeing red

He knocked me down slapped me round

And stomped on my head

'Cause he was

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

'Cause he was

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

He was

Drunk and crazy

Gonna let the good times roll

They got me to the hospital in the nick of time

I had fractured skull and a busted spine

When in come the doctor he could hardly stand

Got a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in his hand

And he was drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Drunk and crazy

Let them let the good times roll

Let the good times roll