Pass That Peace Pipe

Pass That Peace Pipe - Dean Martin (迪安·馬丁)

A medicine man I met

Said don't get yourself in a sweat

When things look grey

Just shrug and say

It must have been somethin' I ate

So don't get yourself in a snit he said

Tuck your pantaloons into your kit instead

It's disarming

To be charming

Qoth the medicine man

Whom all agree

It's plain to see

Nobody could be wiser than

So if your temper's gettin' the top hand

All ya gotta do is just stop and

Pass that peace pipe and bury the hatchet

Like the choctaws chickasaws

Chattahoochees chippewas do

If you're feelin' mad as a wet hen

Mad as you can possibly get then

Pass that peace pipe and bury that tomahawk

Like this chichamecks cherokees

Chapultepecs do

Don't be cranky

Try to use a little restraint

Fold that hanky

And wipe off all that warpaint

And if you find yourself in a fury

Be your own judge and your own jury

Pass that peace pipe and bury the hatchet

Like the choctaws chickasaws

Chattahoochees chickawas do

Pull your ears in

Try to use a little control

When all clear's in

You'll be top man on the totem pole

And if you wanna be an alright guy

Not a long face blues in the night guy

Write that apology and despatch it

When you quarrel it's grand to patch it

Pass that peace pipe and bury that hatchet

Like this choctaws chickasaws

Chattahoochees chippewas

And those chichamecks cherokees

Chapultepecs

And those chakamootees chepeacheps 'n' chicopees

Chockohs changos chatanoogas

Cheekarohs do