Paperback Writer

Paperback Writer - Mandy Jones

Dear Sir or Madam

Will you read my book

It took me years to write

Would you take a look

It's based on a novel

By a man named lear

And I need a job

So I want to be a paperback writer

Paperback writer

It's the dirty story of a dirty man

And his clinging wife doesn't understand

His son is working for the Daily Mail

It's a steady job

But he wants to be a paperback writer

Paperback writer

It's a thousand pages

Give or take a few

I'll be writing more in a week or two

I can make it longer

If you like the style

I can change it round

And I want to be a paperback writer

Paperback writer

If you really like it

You can have the rights

It could make a million

For you overnight

If you must return it

You can send it here

But I need a break

And I want to be a paperback writer

Paperback writer

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