Bull Is The Spider (Explicit)

Bull Is The Spider (Explicit) - Dan Bull

Lyrics by：Dan Bull

Composed by：Dan Bull

I am a spider hi how are you

Four pairs of walking boots I'm anansi sinatra

Sitting peacefully content with mingling

Until the evening when my evil senses get to tingling

But isn't it a great time chilling in the daytime

Until the night arrives and then it's playtime

I'll wear four air force pairs at the same time

Connect you to my web before giving you some face time

Many a brave knight gave a brave fight

Until I made a dinner plate of his grave site

In the daytime I'm a web designer

Then when the night time arrives I get kind of wild

I'm crawling up your wall

Black and hairy very small

Now I'm up above your head

Hanging by a little thread

Creepy crawly creepy crawly

Creepy creepy crawly crawly

Creepy creepy crawly crawly

Bull is the spider

Look I'm a giant ungoliant a shelob an aragog

An arukenimon and I wreck anyone I can I'm pog

A self-propelling hairy hand with eight fingers

Wrapped around a pair of scary fangs ornate pincers

Wait a moment I must finish up a few things

Wrap up a customer pick up a couple loose strings

Circadian mood swings change the way I do things

I could lose a few limbs and just be like oops cringe

Went in to the dentist and I said to them

My tooth stings

They didn't find the double entendre too amusing

And I may not be tall but when

I'm climbing up the walls

Right behind you you'll be frightened

While you're trying not to fall

Right down into the dungeon

Find yourself in a conundrum

Right in time 'cause I'm inviting

You to help me out with luncheon

I'm climbing up your spout

Creepy crawly

That rain won't wash me out

Creepy crawly

I'm climbing up your spout

Creepy creepy crawly crawly

Creepy creepy crawly crawly

Your mates won't hear you shout

Bull is the spider

I'm a brain on legs animated in my element

And when I'm spitting venom it's as if I'm eminem

Picking up the pen again and dip it in the poison

Liquify your innards turn your organs into hoi sin

So bring your boys in tell them this'll hurt

With the main course finished then I'll have them for dessert

Inciting paranoia with a side of violent nausea

Call me dali or bunuel while I'm about to slice your cornea

A primordial killer debilitating prey

With serrated razor blades dipped in danger mayonnaise

I'll eat you in my own home like a takeaway

So just let the venom penetrate your brain like theta waves

It needn't have to happen in a painful way

So lay awake breathe count down from ten and then fade away

I'm crawling up your wall

Creepy crawly

Black and hairy very small

Creepy crawly

Now I'm up above your head

Creepy creepy crawly crawly

Creepy creepy crawly crawly

Hanging by a little thread

Bull is the spider

Well hello again friend I'm a skeleton

Hopping on your back like aladdin on an elephant

Accessorising spiders like a bonewhite petticoat

But we know I'm only here to maximise the seo

We're just some friendly bros but to you we're deadly foes

Dropping every flow like a heavy load wherever we go

So let's go skeleton my exoskeleton

Is ready to propel us to the next little fellow

That we find in the mine

Digging redstone diamonds

We'll kindly provide him a nice little headstone

Inscribed with the line was alive now he's dead lol

I'm climbing up your spout

That rain won't wash me out

I'm climbing up your spout

Your mates won't hear you shout

Creepy crawly creepy crawly

Creepy creepy crawly crawly

Creepy creepy crawly crawly

Bull is the spider