What Do You Do with a B.A. in English / It Sucks to Be Me (Explicit)

What Do You Do with a B.A. in English / It Sucks to Be Me (Explicit) - John Tartaglia/Jordan Gelber/Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon/Ann Harada/Natalie Venetia Belcon/Jennifer Barnhart

Written by：Robert Lopez/Jeffrey Marx

What do you do with a B.A in english

What is my life going to be

4 years of college

And plenty of knowledge

Have earned me this useless degree

I can't pay the bills yet

'Cause I have no skills yet

The world is a big scary place

But somehow I can't shake

The feeling I might make

A difference to the human race

Morning brian

Hi kate monster

How's life

Disappointing

What's the matter

The catering company laid me off

Oh I'm sorry

Me too I mean look at me

I'm 10 years out of college

And I always thought

What

No it sounds stupid

Oh c'mon

When I was little

I thought I would be

What

A big comedian on late night tv

Oh

But now I'm 32 and as you can see

I'm not

Nope

Oh well

Mm mm

It sucks to be me

Noo

It sucks to be me

No

It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning 33

It sucks to be me

You think your life sucks

I think so

Your problems aren't so bad

I'm kinda pretty

And pretty damn smart

You are

Thanks

I like romantic things like music and art

And as you know I have a gigantic heart

So why don't I have a boyfriend

F**k

It sucks to be me

Me too

It sucks to be me

It sucks to be me

It sucks to be brian

And kate

To not have a job

To not have a date

It sucks to be me

Whose life sucks more brian's or mine

Ours

We live together

We're close as people can get

We've been the best of buddies

Ever since the day we met

So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset oh

Every day is an aggravation

C'mon that's an exaggeration

You leave your clothes out

You put your feet on my chair

Oh yea you do such anal things like ironing your underwear

You make that very small apartment we share a hell

So do you that's why I'm in hell too

It sucks to be me

No it sucks to be me

It sucks to be me

It sucks to be me

Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be

It sucks to be me

Why you all so happy

'Cause our lives suck

Your lives suck

I hearing you correctly ha

I coming to this country for opportunities

Try to work in korean deli

But I am Japanese

But with hard work I earned two master's degrees

In social work

And now I a therapist

But I have no clients

And I have an unemployed fiancé

And we have lots of bills to pay

It suck to be me

It suck to be me

I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka

Sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka

Sucka sucka sucka suck

It suck to be me

Uh excuse me

Sorry to bother you but I'm looking for a place to live

Why you looking all the way out here

Well I started in avenue a

But so far everything's out of my price range

But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper

Oh and look a for rent sign

You need to talk to the superintendent

Let me get him

Great thanks

Yo gary

I'm coming I'm coming

Oh my god it's gary coleman

Yes I am

I'm gary coleman

From tvs different strokes

I made a lot of money

That got stolen by my folks

Now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes

But I'm here the superintendent

On avenue q

It sucks to be you

You win

It sucks to be you

I feel better now

Try having people stopping you to ask you

Whatch you talkin' 'bout willis

It gets old

It sucks to be you

On avenue q

Sucks to be me

On avenue q

Sucks to be you

On avenue q

Sucks to be us

But not when we're together

We're together here on avenue q

We live on avenue q

Our friends do too

Till our dreams come true

We live on avenue q

This is real life

We live on avenue q

You're gonna love it

We live on avenue q

Here's your keys

Welcome to avenue q