Human Stuff (Broadway Cast Recording)

Human Stuff - Original Cast

Wow this is special this very very unusual

What what is it

It's a dingle hopper

A dingle hopper

Oh these babies are fantabulous absolutely in dispensary

When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular

Encyclopedia

Say thatch wanna have a hairdo

Like the folds who live up there do

That'll flap their wigs

Flop their wigs

Flap

Awwwk

Well you'll look absolutely dandy

If you use one of these handy

Little thingamajigs

Thingamabobs

Jigs

Bobs

Awwwk

Pick up the dingle hopper just like so

Twirl it the way I'm twirling now

Give it a little yank and there ya go

You're what the call the dog's meow

Wonderful stuff

Awwwk

That human stuff

Can't get enough

Awwwk

Of human stuff

And we are the authority

No need for us to bluff

Because we're great and explanation'

Human stuff

What's that

A snarfblatt

Wow

Back when the world was prehistorically

People sat as still as coral

Flat upon their bumps

On their runts

Bunks

Awwwk

There they would be not even thinkin'

Bored to death and barely blinkin'

Way down at the dumps

On the dumps

At

On

Awwwk

Scuttle then they invented snarfblatts just by chance

Suddenly life was la di da

Snarfblatts're what you use to make folks dance

Give it a blow and then voila

Gulls wonderful stuff

Awwwk

That human stuff

If you're a buff

Awwwk

Of human stuff

It's mar able

Stupendible

Completely a oj

Which sounds absurd but take my word

Gulls that's what the humans say

Scuttle gulls sensible stuff

That human stuff

None of it fluff

Not human stuff

And heaven knows

Since we're the pros

From us you'll get no guff

Scuttle and once you've got a who's ma gig

A thing ma what

A watch ma gig

That's all you need to bring you up to snuff

Right up to snuff

With proper dingle hopper grooming'

Rest assured you'll look real human

We know 'cause we know

Human stuff