Teenage Dirtbag

Teenage Dirtbag (Explicit Album Version) - Wheatus

Her name is Noel

I have a dream about her

She rings my bell

I got gym class in half an hour

Oh how she rocks

In Keds and tube socks

But she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Oh

Her boyfriend's a dick

He brings a gun to school

He'd simply kick my a** if he knew the truth

He lives on my block

And drives an I-Roc

And he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Oh

Oh yeah dirt bag

No she doesn't know what she's missin'

Oh yeah dirt bag

No she doesn't know what she's missin'

Man I feel like mold

It's prom night and I am lonely lo and behold

She's walkin' over to me this must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am

Why does she give a damn about me

She said I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby

Come with me Friday don't say maybe

I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby like you ooh

Ooh yeah dirt bag

No she doesn't know what she's missin'

Ooh yeah dirt bag

No she doesn't know what she's missin'