Girl Scout

Girl Scout - Dana Steingold/Sophia Anne Caruso/Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble

Lyrics by：Eddie Perfect

Composed by：Eddie Perfect

This is it

The day I've been waiting for

Wishing hoping working and praying for

The day my parents have been delaying for years

Ooh I'm gonna sell some cookies

It's not their fault that they're overprotective

I was born with arrhythmia

My heart is defective

Only takes one shock and I could be dead from the fear

Still I'm gonna sell some cookies

Hike by hike

Song by song

The girl scouts helped my heart grow strong

They'd have my back if anything went wrong with me

Jamborees soda pop

Distract me from the fact that my heart could stop

From tetralogy of fallot in my pulmonary artery

Whee

When you're a girl scouts

Everything's gonna work out

Even if you're born with congenital heart disease

And you could be killed by a random sneeze

You're a girl scouts

And everything's gonna work out

Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house

Hello little girl

Oh um yes um hi

My name is sky

And I'm here today to support the girl scouts by selling cookies

Four dollars a box

Would you like some

Sure

Really

Yeah

What flavours you got

I've got chocolate banana

And oat bran pecan

Samoas and thin mints

And one that tastes like apple pie

Why don't you come inside

Well we're really not supposed to

Why

Pedophiles

But it's so cold

And you're not mean

And no one gets molested by a gothy teen

So I guess okay it's fine

Yeah

Alright I'll come inside

It's so dark in here

Is it I hadn't noticed

Okay well

Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home

Boo