Cousin Kevin (2000 Remaster)

Cousin Kevin (2000 Remaster) - Paul Nicholas

We're on our own

Cousin all alone cousin

Let's think of a game to play

Now the grownups have all gone away

You won't be much fun

Being blind deaf and dumb

But I've no one to play with today

Do you know how to play hide and seek

To find me it would take you a week

But tied to that chair

You won't go anywhere

There's a lot I can do to a freak

How would you feel

If I turned on the bath

Ducked your head under

And started to laugh

Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm

Would change your expression

To one of alarm

I'm the school bully

The classroom cheat

The nastiest playfriend

You ever could meet

I'll put glass in your dinner

And spikes in your seat

I'll drag you around

By a lock of your hair

And give you a push

At the top of the stairs

What would you do

If I shut you outside

To stand in the rain

And catch cold

So you'd die

I'm the school bully

The classroom cheat

The nastiest playfriend

You ever could meet

I'll stick pins in your fingers

And tread on your feet

We're on our own cousin

All alone cousin

We've thought of some nice games to play

While the grownups has all gone away

You weren't too much fun

'Cos you're blind deaf and dumb

But I've no one to play with today