Mine - A Minecraft Parody

Mine - A Minecraft Parody - Brad Knauber

I came to win to fight

To conquer to thrive

I came to swim to survive

To prosper to die

To Mii-ii-ii-iiiiine

To Mii-ii-ii-iiiiine

Yo

I wish today it wouldn't rain all day

'Cause it slows down my framerate and makes me lag

Still searchin' for that abandoned mine

I can always hope but I'm really far away

Really far away yah but that's alright

'Cause I plan on playin' this till the end of the night

I got my pick cobblestone I fight

See that diamond shine like a beacon light

Me against creepers me against skeletons

Don't forget zombies close relatives

Creative mode right now would be relevant

I'd be like Nicki and fly like a pelican

Make it up as the day breaks in

Looking back at all the stuff I was in

Mine lava sword fire

Creepers spiders gold iron

I came to win to fight

To conquer to thrive

I came to swim to survive

To prosper to die

To Mii-ii-ii-iiiiine

To Mii-ii-ii-iiiiine

I'm walkin' round minin' all these boxes and

Suffocating every time I fall into sand

Looks like I burned down my crops again

One block high tower on the top I stand

'Cause I am underground I am in the mine

This is where I like to spend most my time

I cannot fly I am on survival

My sprint hit kills

You cannot rival

I hear zombies loud and clear

Freakin' me out are they far or near?

I put up a lot of torches in my time of fear

Maybe there's a mod that will let me shed a tear

Build my house up for days upon days

No cobblestone or dirt 'cause that is just lame

Eat some steak if I'm feeling pain

Mincraft wouldn't have it any other way

I came to win to fight

To conquer to thrive

I came to swim to survive

To prosper to die

To Mii-ii-ii-iiiiine

To Mii-ii-ii-iiiiine

I came to mine

I'm searchin' for it for it

I'm searchin' for it for it

I'm searchin' for it for it

I'm searchin' for it for it

I'm searchin' for it for it

I'm searchin' for it for it

I'm searchin' for it for it

I came to win to fight to fight

To conquer to thrive to thrive

I came to swim to survive to survive

To prosper to die

To Mii-ii-ii-iiiiine

To mine

To mine

To Mii-ii-ii-iiiiine

To mine

To mine