Match Of The Day (2009 Digital Remaster)

There's the reds and there's the greens

Super slicks and has beens

They're accompanied by three men dressed in black

One's a whistle two are flags and quite often they're the drags

Kick the ball into the goal they put it back

Yes match of the day's

The only way to spend your saturday

Each side's eleven men with numbers on their backs

But at a distance they all tend to look the same

But some own their boutiques well they clean up every week

Inciting riots causing chaos such a shame

But match of the day's

The only way

We spend our saturday

And that's not all our mates the keepers

Slipping and sliding in the mud

Arms as long as creepers

Send him off re

Where are your specs re

Kick you to death ref

Oi are you deaf re

There's a few things before we go

That I think you ought to know

Obstruction body checking heavy tackles

So put on your hat and scarf

Have a drink have a lar

From the terrace you can see your men do battle

Yes match of the day's

The only way

You can spend your saturday

Don't forget the trainers with their sponges

Managers with open cheques liquid business lunches

Send I'm off re

Where are your specs re

Kick you to death re

Oi are you deaf ref

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