Driving in My Car

Driving in My Car - Simply The Best

I've been driving in my car

It's not quite a Jaguar

I bought it in Primrose Hill from a bloke from Brazil

It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the Tyne

It says Morris on the door

The G P O owned it before

I drive in it for my job

The governor calls me a slob

But I don't really care

Give me some gas and the open air

It's a bit old but it's mine

I mend it in my spare time

Just last week I changed the oil

The rocker valves and the coil

Just last week I changed the oil

Last week it went round the clock

I also had a little knock

I dented somebody's fender

He learnt not to park on a bender

Ha ha ha

I've been driving in my car

It don't look much but I've been far

I drive up to Muswell Hill

I've even been to Selsey Bill

I drove along the A45 I had her up to 58

This copper stopped me the other day

You're mistaken what could I say

The tyres were a little worn they were O K

I could have sworn

I like driving in my car

I'm satisfied I've got this far

I like driving in my car

It don't look much but I've been far

I like driving in my car

Even with a flat tyre

I like driving in my car

It's not quite a Jaguar

I like driving in my car

I'm satisfied I've got this far