Wrestle a Live Nude Girl (Album Version)

Wrestle A Live Nude Girl - Michael Franks

You got thirteen wishbones

On your kitchen wall

You got your Chinese Ginseng tea

You got a blue kimono and a D-18

You got me

You know I'd like to love you

But I don't know how

I got these wings they're on my feet

I just keep on chewing

On the sacred cow I can't eat

That why I practice and practice

And I chew on some cactus

And I give my pistol a twirl

I roll up a load

I roll down the road

I go downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl

I go downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl

I go downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl

For twenty five

You get a live nude girl

She can wrestle so obscene

If you just got ten

You wrestle polyethylene

You know little Beatrice

She can break your bones

She can shake out all your teeth

She's a real good wrestle

If your tensions need relief

That why I practice and practice

And I chew on some cactus

And I give my pistol a twirl

I roll up a load

I roll down the road

I go Downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl

I go downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl

I go Downtown

To wrestle a live nude girl