一個不懂駛機車的傻子

See Saw Marjory Daw - Teddybears

Once upon a time

There was a little girl with long golden hair

That sparkled in the sun

Her name was Goldilocks

Goldilocks lived in a peaceful countryside

And every day as she went out to play

Her mommy would say Goldilocks

Remember

Stay in the meadow and do not wander into the forest

As you'll get lost

But although she looked so pretty and well-behaved

Goldilocks was sometimes naughty

One day

When her mommy wasn't looking

She wandered into the forest to explore

Goldilocks wandered so far into the forest

That she found she was quite lost

She was very frighten and about to cry

Until she saw a little wooden cottage

Goldilocks picked through the window of the little cottage

But she couldn't see anyone

She knocked on the door

But no one answered

She gave the door a push and it crap opened

So Goldilocks went inside

In the kitchen

There was a lovely fire burning

And the table was set with three bowls of

Steaming hot porridge

It smelled delicious

So Goldilocks picked up a spoon

And decided to have a little taste

She tried the biggest bowl first

Yaks

She said

This porridge is too salty So she tried the middle bowl

Ueeaahh

She said

This porridge is too sweet Then

She tried the little bowl

Yummy

She said

This is just right And she ate it all up

After eating the porridge

Goldilocks was feeling quite sleepy

So she sat in a big chair by the fire

Oh

No

She said

This chair is much too high

So she sat in the middle chair

No

No this chair will not do either

It is still much too high she said

Finally

She sat in a little chair

But it was too small and it broke into pieces

Hhh

Oh dear

Said Goldilocks

But

She was still sleepy

So she decided to go and explore upstairs

Upstairs

Goldilocks found three beds

She tried the biggest bed first

Ouch

She said

This bed is too hard

Then

She tried the middle bed

Oh no

This bed is too soft she said

So she tried the little bed

It was just right and she fell fast a sleep

Goldilocks was still fast a sleep

When the door of the cottage opened

It belonged to three bears

Father bear

Mother bear

And baby bear had been out in the forest

To picking up fruits to put in porridge

I do hope our porridge has cold

I'm very hungry

Said baby bear

But

When they went to the table

They saw that

Somebody had already been eating their breakfast

Someone has been eating my porridge said father bear

And someone has been eating my porridge

Too said mother bear

My bowl is empty

Someone has eaten my porridge all up

Cried baby bear

Then

Father bear saw the chairs

Someone has been sitting in my chair he roared

And someone has been sitting in my chair

Too said mother bear

Someone has been sitting in my chair

And it's broken all the pieces cried baby bear

Father bear was very cross

So they all went upstairs to look for the stranger

Someone has been sleeping in my bed roared father bear

And someone has been sleeping in my bed said mother bear

Someone has been sleeping in my bed cried baby bear

And she's still there

The three bears looked down at Goldilocks

Who was still asleep in baby bear's bed

When Goldilocks opened her eyes

She saw the three bears standing over her looking very cross

Indeed

And she was very frighten

She jumped out of bed and the best chased her downstairs

And through the front door

She ran as fast as she could and didn't stop

Until she was home with her mommy

From that day forward

Goldilocks

Never wandered into the forest again