No Place Like London

No Place Like London - Josh Groban/Jordan Fisher/Ruthie Ann Miles/Stephen Sondheim

Lyrics by：Stephen Sondheim

Composed by：Stephen Sondheim

I have sailed the world beheld it's wonders

From the Dardanelles

To the mountains of Peru

But there's no place like London

I feel home again

I could hear the city bells

Ring whatever I would do

No there's no place like London

Mr Todd sir

You are young

Life has been kind to you

You will learn

It is here we go our several ways farewell

Anthony I will not soon forget

The good ship bountiful nor the

Young man who saved my life

Alms Alms

For a miserable woman

On a miserable chilly morning

Thank yer sir thank yer

'Ow would you like a little muff dear

A little jig jig

A little bounce around the bush

Wouldn't you like to push me parsley

It looks to me dear

Like you got plenty there to push

Alms Alms

For a pitiful woman

Wot's got wandering wits

Hey don't I know you mister

Must you glare at me woman

Off with you off I say

Then 'ow would you like to split me muff mister

We'll go jig jig

A little

Off I said to the devil with you

Alms Alms

For a desperate woman

Pardon me sir but there's no need to

Fear the likes of her

She was only a half-crazed beggar woman

London's full of them

There's a hole in the world

Like a great black pit

And the vermin of the world

Inhabit it

And it's morals aren't worth

What a pig could spit

And it goes by the name of London

At the top of the hole

Sit the privileged few

Making mock of the vermin

In the lower zoo

Turning beauty into filth and greed

I too

Have sailed the world and seen it's wonders

For the cruelty of men

Is as wondrous as Peru

But there's no place like London