Ill-Legal

Ill-Legal - C.I.A.

The names have been changed to protect the innocent

Ah yeah

Right about now cIa is in effect

My name is dr dre their producer

And we gon' cold get retarted

A little something like this

Kid dee

All the guys act eerie why I don't know

Cause I am darryl but I'm not joe

Posse 1 to the mic ice cube that's you

Kid dee that's me I'm posse 2

Sir jinx is without a doubt posse 3

3rd to the cut boy evidently

Funky fresh freshly-funky kid dee is coldly-coolin

And my boys we bust out on the west cause I am rulin it

Schoolin it boy and you don't want none

Much like a 808 because my bass hums

I am ill getting iller ice cube is illustratin it

A brand new cut keep the b-boys hatin it

Don't get paid but that's alright

I got the riches of a king when I hold the mic

Ill-legal getting busy a strong black villain

Ice cube sir jinx kid dee what - chillin

Yeah

West coast style

The names have been changed to protect the innocent

Word

Now ice cube's getting busy my girls are dizzy

Always on the scene with the schoolyard skizzy

Posse 2 playing def rhyme-sayin

And at the snooty fox is where I'm stayin

Stacking and packing pizza man-jacking

Always in a daze and my mouth keeps yapping

Crenshaw dweller mix tape seller

Cute with the loot plus I'm a fresh fella

G-g-g-girlie abuser 8ball user

I hold the title of the crenshaw cruiser

Bark like a beagle word's ill-legal

F**k boy edited and drive-by seagal

Kool-aid I guzzle which makes me puzzled

Moms on my tip bought her a new muzzle

Ugly girls shakin miniskirt-takin

Ice cube oh yeah kid dee's money-makin

Hold it

Go go go go go

La is the place

Ah yeah

4 and 3 and 2 and 1 what up -- beastie boys

Had the girlies here early morning all of them fine

Pushing and shoving wasn't even in line

Out here to see me do my thing

Car stopped door opened out steps the king

Buggin and sluggin to wreck the car

You know why kid dee cause I'm a rap star

Girl kissed my hand and fell to her knees

Said hold it everybody no autographs please

Well me I'm kid dee I stepped out next

I don't smoke but I'm down for music and sex

I'm the big star and it ain't no thing

Let facts be facts I'm down with the king

Tryin not lying I keep my profile low

And wouldn't you know they still ripped my clothes

Knocked me off my feet right on my seat

Girls caused a riot bodyguards got beat

Is that right

Sir jinx

Now jinx was last to hit the party

Girls was touching all on my body

Suckin and grabbin ripped and torn

The crew was bonin out to the backstage door

Females went nuts pinchin my butt

Funky fresh filas kicked the door shut

Huffin and puffin cause we ran far

All

So we rushed the dressing room with the biggest star

Ill-legal y'all

West coast style -- cIa

Raised in la -- ice-t

From la

The names have been changed to protect the innocent

Word

He is so conceited but he don't show it

Who me ice cube word up you know it

Broke my leg and I had to hobble

Still did the wop still quick to squabble

Well I'm jammin not slammin don't give a goddamn and

When I go out to eat it's caviar not salmon

Why not cause it's in stereo

Both

And when we perform here's how it goes

Now jinx's out first cause that's our style

But when my filas hit the stage the crowd went wild

Jinx cuts the beat cause he's the band

I grab the microphone and I throw the mic stand

I threw my hands high cause I need to be seen

I go second to the mic cause that's the routine

I introduced him and he'd do it for me

Yo that's ice cube and that's kid dee

Yo