As The World Turns

As the World Turns - Eminem (埃米納姆)

Composer：Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Marshall Mathers

I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round

Yes man as the world turns

But I wish it would stop and let me off right now

We all experience things in life

I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round

Trials and tribulations that we all must go through

When someone wants to test us

When someone tries our patience

But I wish it would stop and let me off right now

I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters

Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns

Outsidaz baby and we suin' the courts

'Cause we d**e as f**k and only get a 2 in The Source

They never should've booted me outta reform school

Deformed fool taking a sh*t in a warm pool

'Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn

I said it wasn't me I got a twin

Oh my God it's you Not again

It all started when my mother took my bike away

'Cause I murdered my guinea pig

And stuck him in the microwave

After that it was straight to the 40 ouncers

Slappin' teachers and jackin' off in front of my counselors

Class clown freshman dressed like Les Nessman

F**k the next lesson I'll pass the test guessin'

And all the other kids said Eminem is a thizz head

He'll never last the only class he'll ever pass is phys-ed

Maybe true 'til I told this b**ch in gym class

That she was too fat to swim laps she need a Slim Fast

Who me yeah b**ch you so big

You walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig

She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig

Put me in a headlock then I thought of my guinea pig

I felt the evilness and started transformin'

It began stormin' I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarmin'

Grabbed that b**ch by her hair d**g her across the ground

And took her up to the highest diving board

And tossed her down

Sorry coach it's too late to tell me stop

While I drop this b**ch face down and watch her belly flop

I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round

As the world turns these are the days of our lives

These are the things that we must go through day by day

But I wish it would stop and let me off right now

We drive around in million dollar sports cars

While little kids hide this tape

From their parents like bad report cards

Outsidaz and we suin' the courts

'Cause we d**e as f**k and only get a 2 in The Source

Hypochondriac hanging out at the laundromat

Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at

Dressed like a sailor standin' by a pail of garbage

It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park b**ch

I met a slut and said what up it's nice to meet ya

I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza

But I'm broke as f**k

And I don't get paid 'til the first of next month

But if you would care to join me

I was about to roll this next blunt

But I ain't got no w**d no Phillies or no papers

Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist

So give me all your money

And don't try nothing funny 'cause you know your stinking a** is too fat

To try to outrun me

I went to grab my gun that's when her a** put it on me

With an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry

I fell through the glass doors started causing a scene

Slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine

Jumped up with a broken back

Thank God I was smokin' crack

All day and **d up on coke and smack

All I wanted to do was R**e the b**ch and snatch her purse

Now I wanna k**l her but yo I gotta catch her first

Ran through Rally's parking lot and took a shortcut

Saw the house she ran up in and shot her f**kin' porch up

Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut

Looked around the room

That's when I seen her bedroom door shut

I know you're in there b**ch I got my gun cocked

You might as well come out now

She said come in it's unlocked

I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne

And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay p**n

She said come here big boy let's get acquainted

I turned around to run twisted my ankle and sprained it

She came at me at full speed nothin' could stop her

I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her

I started to beg no please let go

But she swallowed my f**kin' leg whole like an egg roll

With one leg left now I'm hoppin' around crippled

I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple

Just tryna buy me some time

Then I remembered this magic trick

Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh go-go gadget d**k

Whipped that sh*t out and ain't no doubt about it

It hit the ground caused an earthquake and power outage

I shouted now b**ch let's see who gets the best

Stuffed that sh*t in crooked and f**ked that fat slut to death

Come here b**ch come here

Take this mothaf**kin' d**k b**ch come here

I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round

And as we go along throughout the days of our lives

But I wish it would stop and let me off right now

We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday

I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round

That we must go through these are the things

But I wish it would stop and let me off right now

That surround us through our atmosphere every day

I don't know why this world keeps turning round and round

Every single day the world keeps turning

But I wish it would stop and let me off right now

Keeps turning keeps turning