(Don't Put Me In) The Ex Files [feat. Buck Owens]

- Bellamy Brothers/Buck Owens

- Bellamy Brothers/Buck Owens

Well I stumbled in at four A.M. this morning

Just as quiet as an elephant can be.

She met me with my suitcase and this warning

She said be a good ol' boy and explain this to me.

I said darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files.

I was out all night and hangin with the boys.

Playin poker drinkin whiskey yeah and smokin big cigars

Shootin the bull and amakin lots of noise.

Well she let me off the hook

When I said that I'd be good

And I headed for the Kit-Kat on the fly

I was a-movin and a-groovin

When she came in through the door.

And said you're gonna do what I tell you

Oh your lyin eyes.

I said Honey, don't put me in the Ex-Files.

I was out all night and hangin with the boys.

Playin poker drinkin whiskey yeah and smokin big cigars

Shootin the bull and a-makin' lots of noise

You are over space

Last night I dreamed a flyin saucer took me up in space

And them Aliens partied more than the Law allowed

And this mornin' all my things were in the yard

All over the place

And I woke up in the Doghouse somehow.

Darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files

I was out all night and hangin' with the boys

Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey and smokin' big cigars

Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise

I said darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files

I was out all night and hangin' with the boys

Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey and smokin' big cigars

Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise

Shootin' the bull and a-makin' lots of noise