The Oldest Established (from "Guys and Dolls")

The Oldest Established - Nathan Lane/Walter Bobbie/J.K. Simmons/Guys and Dolls Ensemble (1992)

The Baltimore garage wants a grand

But we ain't got a grand on hand

And they now got a lock on the door

To the gym at P S 84

There's the stock room behind the McKinley's bar

But Mrs McKinley ain't a good scout

And things being how they are

The back of the police station Is out

So the Baltimore garage Is the spot

But the one thousand bucks we ain't got

Why It's good old reliable Nathan

Nathan Nathan Nathan Detroit

If you're looking for action his firm Is the spot

Even when the heat Is on It's never too hot

Not for good old reliable Nathan

Where It's always just a short walk

To the oldest established permanent floating

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There are well-heeled shooters everywhere everywhere

There are well-heeled shooters everywhere

And an awful lot of lettuce

For the fella who can get us there

If we only had a lousy little grand

We could be a millionaire

That's good old reliable Nathan

Nathan Nathan Nathan Detroit

If the size of your bundle you want to Increase

He'll arrange that you go broke In quiet and peace

In a hideout provided by Nathan

Where there are no neighbors to squawk

It's the oldest established permanent floating

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Where's the action where's the game

Gotta have the game

Of we'll die from shame

It's the oldest established permanent floating

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