What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock)

What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock) - DJ Diesel

Written by：Shaquille O'neal/Kevin Mckenzie/Roderick Roachford/Lennox Maturine/Jim Jones

Can we rock

Yeah what's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Cha cha cha cha cha

What's up pa yo who poop

Your ma dukes or pa dukes

There's two scoops a raisin in the sun

Brothers try to rally up then dilly dally for some room

Bird peckin' doulbe deckin' rubber neckin' in my tomb

Check it out yo I smile like Groucho Marx

I make a joke hokey pokey and slide by like egg yolk

Play me like a punk like

Penguin and the Joker

Snoopin' in my biz like Tom and Roxie Roker

So bust the freaky freaky freaky ways

The brothers with the Asian guise making G's

And now we're sellin' records overseas

Holy smokes oops your whole plan goofed up

Now you get kicks 'nough licks plus cuffed up

'Cause you can catch a quick drop for tryin' to take the Schnicks' props

So tick tock around the clock and shock while we lick shots

Boom for goodness sakes the stakes are high

I'm out you out

ABC ya bye

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

I thought I saw a putty cat I did

I did the humpty dumpty bashful grumpy quaker nabisco crisco kid

'Cause my style's figaro figaro figaro figaro like Pinochio's

Big digital underground humpty dumpty camel hump nose

So play dosey doe sufferin' sucotash my mistletoe is gone

Snow

White is after my seven dwarves my styles and after me

Lucky

Charms

So leapin' leprechauns be glad I'm pushin' my pedal to the metal

I'm rugged and rough for Cocoa Puffs and yes I love my

Fruity

Pebbles

So howdy my partner I starts to get meaner

So ask Bob for hope nope not Mr. Bob Dobailina

Oh were has my mic gone

Tell me have you seen her

I stretch like a condom and gets plump like a weiner

Or a sasuage but of course it's time for

Chip to wreck it

But before my intro I gets to check it

So who is the nicest in your neighborhood

Lyrics are merry merry quite contrary and

Captain Crunch berry good

So rah rah sis boom bah

Chip Fu is coming again give thanks and praises to jah

My lyrics are smooth like the head on Terry Savalas

My tongue starts to quicken like Speedy Gonzales

Take up your pen your pad your lyrical bag and

Run go whole a fresh

Touche p**sy cat put down that mic 'cause you can't rap

'Cause I'm dip dip divin' so socializin'

Clean out your ears yes and open up your eyes and

I kick like Bruce Lee and Jean Claude Van Damme

So dunna nana nana nana nana nana

Batman

I hip hop hop hop

Don't don't stop stop

I'm harder than a Flinstone and much bigger than a Chub Rock

Our types of lyrical styles yes the Schnickens can pick 'em

I burp stick 'em ha ha ha stick 'em

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Rippin' the program slow man hot d**n

I grand slam swingin' things again and again whoo

Golly ha chooey macho like Roscoe

Randy Savage manwitch swingin' the ding a ling with damage

Pauish not antoinish nor monetego

Spanish like que for the nine two lingo

Next a new hex commentators stand aside

Stringin' emcees like a bikini or panty line ha ha

Nut you might bust but you can't even come right

Spite the strokin' or hopin' or pullin' a peace pipe

Huff and puff so what the is happening

On the lyrical miracle spirutal

But everybody's rockin'

Flip a new hit catch wreck to the nine ship

Equipped never slip with tongue twister

All my styles that's buckwild

No fake rap I push pounds

I flip mad scripts and hips I hit

So bring the goya oh boy ah as I say hasta manana

Soft and chewy Honky Kong fooey reggae not rasta tough stuff

Can I rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

I'm the hooper the hyper

Protected by Viper

When I rock the hoop yo you'd better decipher

In other words you'd better make a funky decision whoo

'Cause I'm a be a Shaq knife and cut you with precision

Forget Tony Danza I'm the boss

When it comes to money I'm like D**k Butkas

Now who's the first pick me word is born and

Not a Christean Laettner not Alonzo Mourning

That's okay not being bragadocious

Supercalifragelistic Shaq is alidocious

Peace I gotta go I ain't no joke

Now I slam it what jam it unh

And make sure it's broke

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc

Can we rock

What's up doc