The Dickhead Song

The Dickhead Song - Miles Betterman

Written by：Timothy John Donovan

You came into my life and tried to do me wrong

So in return for that I have sent you this song

It tells you what I think and how I feel about you

So take a seat and listen up 'cos every single word is true

Dickhead you're such a dickhead

And everybody knows it everyone but you

You're a dickhead I hope you'll soon be dead

And this is payback time for what you put me through

The way you behaved was a total disgrace

I'd never grow tired of punching your face

You think that putting me down lifts you higher

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

You think you're better than me well you're not my friend

I'll get further in life than you in the end

You're nothing you're worthless just dirt on my shoe

Wherever you go whatever you do people will sing this song to you

Dickhead you're such a dickhead

And everybody knows it everyone but you

You're a dickhead I hope you'll soon be dead

And this is payback time for what you put me through

God will punish you 'cos you reap what you sow

You're a vile individual from head to toe

Nasty to the bone unpleasant to the core

I shall drink champagne when you are no more

If I never see your face again that's too soon

I've never met anyone so suited to this tune

I hope your friends desert you and your health is poor

This is what I think you are 1 2 3 4

Dickhead you're such a dickhead

And everybody knows it everyone but you

You're a dickhead I hope you'll soon be dead

And this is payback time for what you put me through

I wouldn't even give you the steam from my piss

As far as I'm concerned you can swivel on this

You're simply jealous of me but I couldn't care less

Cos I have all the qualities you'll never possess

I'd hate to go through life as you 247

'Cos people like you don't end up in heaven

You will rot in hell that's where you belong

And when you get there they'll be singing this song

You're a dickhead such a dickhead

And everybody knows it everyone but you

You're a dickhead we're all glad you're dead

And so is everyone that you ever knew

Dickhead you're such a dickhead

And everybody knows it everyone but you

You're a dickhead everybody's said

I hope you liked the song so screw you