Vanilla Ice Cream

Vanilla Ice Cream - Stephen Lynch

Have a seat and listen please don't say a thing

In matters of the heart sometimes the truth will have a sting

Just don't take it personally this is no attack

But we will never last because I am white and you are also white

I only like black girls the brown girls the cafe au lait

Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away

If you are nubian I want you to be in every fantasy

But if you're a whitey say nighty nighty

You're just not the girl for me

I hate vanilla ice cream I like chocolate instead

I hope she likes her soul food with a little wonder bread

Don't call it jungle fever 'cause that just isn't right

I am not racist some of my best friends are white

I just prefer black girls the brown girls the cafe au lait

Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away

If you're a cracker you better get blacker

Or else you best get out

It is no mystery I like a sister see

That's what I'm talking about

Our wedding song will be Ebony & Ivory

And we'll sing Christmas carols 'round the old Kwanzaa tree

But color is not the issue here it's dignity it's class

It's all about her heart okay it's partly about that ass

I want me some black girls the brown girls the cafe au lait

Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away

If you're a honky you're singing the wrong key

It's the honest truth

The skin that she's dwellin' must contain melanin

That is the fountain of youth