Normal (Explicit)

Normal (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米納姆)

Producer：Illadaproducer/S1/Lonestarrmuzik/Swish Allnet

Yo how do I keep

Man I don't know what's up with these h**s man

Getting in relationships like this

I'm just sayin'

Maybe it says something about me

Yeah yup

Should I look in the mirror

I just want you to be normal

Why can't you b**ches be normal

Always gotta be so extra

Why you always need a lecture

My ex hates to talk she's a texter

Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her

Wants to get back together

Said not 'til she gets her act together

She thinks I'm bein' mean and now

She starts to scream and shout

She's about to let the demons out

She don't want to see me with other females out

I tell the b**ch to beat it take the scenic route

She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house

In an evening gown with her cleavage out

We've been down this road too many times for me to count

And all I can think is how

I just want you to be normal

Why can't you b**ches be normal

Always gotta be so extra

Like a f**kin' terrestrial

Guess it comes with the territory

My ex girl she just declared war

Therefore I better prepare for it

I guess bein' weird's normal

And I don't know what's got a hold of me

Most notably I've been zonin' to Jodeci

I'm totally open hopelessly devoted

So much so that I bet you

She don't even know that she's

The first thing I think of when I wake up

And the last thing I think of 'fore I go to sleep

Sike hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse

I know she cheats so do I I'm soulless she's heartless

No wonder we're partners

Both got hundreds of charges

Domestic disputes but we've always

Swept it under the carpet

Even when 911 gets the call that

I slipped up and busted her jaw with

A Louisville Slugger 'cause all's it

Really does is make our love

For each other grow stronger

She won me over the second she tried to run me over

Told her I'd keep it a hun' we over

Kicked her out called her back now she's coming over

But why is she so wicked

And how the f**k did I get so twisted

I'm with someone so unlikeable and shifty

We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with

Ignitable liquids but I'm finally seeing

She's only mine for the time being

That's why I keep bringin' up that one time she

Tried to two-time me

And throw it up in her face 'til I dry heave

How could I be so naive

Should I leave or turn this entire evening

Into a motherf**king crime scene

Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him

You weren't supposed to agree you f**king b**ch

Especially when you're the one cheated first

Now the argument immediately becomes heated

You don't want me to flip little conceited cunt

Eat a monkey d**k wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita

Slut treat it just like a drum beat it

Complete it and once you've succeeded repeat it

I love you but I hope you f**kin' die though

In our business your friends like to pry so

You've got 'em all under cover just like moles

Hopin' they'll come back with intel

But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral

'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go

Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone

Who the f**k's Milo

The guy at work who drives a hi-lo

I put a tracking device on your Chrysler

And follow you while you drive home

But like a cyclone I just got my disguise blown

You recognize me and had Milo flip me off

Right out the passenger side window

I hit a light pole you skrt off

And then pull up at 5AM in the drive in a stretched white limo

Stumble in the side door and hit me in the head with Milo's demo

But like a drunk bum what do I know

Let's sleep on it like they did Revival

I told you you're the apple of my eye so shut your pie hole

Just wanna be normal

Why can't you be normal

Yeah

I just wanna be normal

Why can't you be normal