The Ballad Of Tom Jones (With Cerys Of Catatonia)

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What did I do wrong

Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo

Am I really all that bad

You＇re worse than Hannibal Lector

Charlie Manson Freddie Kruger

Why are we still together

Oh I can＇t leave you till you＇re dead

You mean ＂till death do us part＂

I mean like cyanide strangulation

Or an axe through your head

It was lucky for us I turned the radio on

They say that music soothes the savage beast

There was something in that

Voice that stopped us seeing red

The two of us would surely have ended up dead

You stopped us from killing each other

You＇ll never know but you saved our lives

I＇ve never thrown my knickers at you

And I don＇t come from Wales

Still haven＇t solved our problem

You mean we hate each other＇s guts

Still wanna poison your pizza

And I still wanna cut off your nuts

I phoned the marriage guidance

I tied the phone line round your neck

I＇m sick of all this hatred

Oh that＇ll be the arsenic making you sick

You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff

As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on

You changed your mind and

Then slammed on the brakes

It was lucky for us; we＇d bought his greatest hits

You stopped us from killing each other

You＇ll never know but you saved our lives

I＇ve never thrown my knickers at you

And I don＇t come from Wales

And now our war is over

I＇ve lost the urge to break your neck

I owe my life to ＂What＇s new p**sy cat ＂

Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you dead

Oh I used to call you Satan

And you were Cruella De＇ville

But now you call me your Delilah

And now I＇m not your Lucifer

And I am just a pussycat

But just a word of warning now

Just in case we ever get tired of his voice

I know the Mafia Godzilla King Kong

And I know an atom bomb that＇s going for a song

You stopped us from killing each other

You＇ll never know but you saved our lives

I＇ve never thrown my knickers at you

And I don＇t come from Wales

You stopped us from killing each other

You＇ll never know but you saved our lives

I＇ve never thrown my knickers at you

And I don＇t come from Wales