Auntie Maggie's Remedy

Auntie Maggie's Remedy - George Formby

Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy

No matter what ailment you've got

But I know a special one you ought to try

You'll find it's the best of the lot

It's my Auntie Maggies home made remedy

It's guaranteed never to fail

That's the stuff that will do the trick

It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick

Now if youve got lumbago

Rheumatics or gout

Or a pain in your Robert E Lee

Don't kick up a shindy

You'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies remedy

If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning

You're bound to wake up I'll agree

But I'll bet you by heaven youll wake up at seven

With my Auntie Maggies remedy

In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake

My intentions were honest you see

She shouted with laughter haha I know what you're after

It's my Auntie Maggies remedy yes sir

Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy

It's guaranteed never to fail

Thats the stuff that will do the trick

It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick

Now when the baby starts crying theres always a reason

And if you inspect him you'll see

The poor little chappy has covered his nappy

With Auntie Maggies remedy

Now I went to a doctor I wasnt too well

And he made me lie on a settee

He said theres trouble brewing you've been overdoing

Your Auntie Maggies remedy

Now I know a girl who was putting on weight

In a spot where it just shouldnt be

So I said to Nellie

Now you rub your ankle with Auntie Maggies remedy