The Man Who Couldn't Afford To Orgy

The Man Who Couldn't Afford To Orgy - John Cale

Written by：John Cale

Pity the poor man pity the sad man

Pity the green man who couldn't afford to orgy

Pity the policeman pity the snowman

Pity the woman who couldn't afford to orgy

Say Johnny you're a lonesome

I could on them a little shiny

Mmm don't you wanna good time

Good for the postman good for the con man

Good for the milkman they can afford to orgy

Good for the butcher good for the astronaut

Good for the curate they can afford to orgy

Mmm come on honney keep you the my heart

Ooh you're breaking my heart aah aah

If it's a problem getting together

Leave it alone it's the easiest way

Great while it lasts but it don't last forever

Nothing like living real dangerously

Come on keep us with me

Oh don't worry baby you'll get over it

Mmm you'll get over it

Sorry to hear it sorry to see it

Sorry to mention I couldn't afford to orgy

Seems such a bother one thing another

Tempting and teasing just for an orgy

Oh no you have to take a chance

Ah you've gotta give me one

Chance anyway ha heh heh heh

Mmm you can sure do it ah mmm

C'mon mmm