They're Either Too Young Or Too Old

They're Either Too Young Or Too Old - Carroll Gibbons

Written by：Schwartz/Loesser

They're either too young or too old

They're either too grey or too grassy green

The pickings are poor and the crop is lean

What's good is in the army

What's left will never harm me

They're either too old or too young

So darling you'll never get stung

Tomorrow I'll go hiking with that Eagle Scout unless

I get a call from grandpa for a snappy game of chess

I'm finding it easy to stay good as gold

They're either too young or too old

I'll never never fail ya

While you are in Australia

Or off among the Rooshians

Or off among the Rooshians

And flying over Egypt

Your heart will never be gypped

And when you get to India

I'll still be what I've been to ya

I've looked the field over

And lo and behold

They're either too young or too old