The Whole "Being Dead" Thing, Pt. 2

The Whole "Being Dead" Thing, Pt. 2 - Alex Brightman/Kerry Butler/Rob McClure/Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble

Ready okay

Hi I'll be your guide

I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side

Don't go to the Netherworld

Netherworld

Did I say Netherworld never mind

I'm the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U

And Jesus I can't spell

Hi he'll be your guide

He'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side

Let's all get naked

No

Eh worth a try

I'm the B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E

What is happening

I understand it's a lot to process

But

The good news is you and your spouse

Died in your own house

That gives you clout

That means the two of you should stick around

Lucky for you I dropped by

Yeah you seem like nice guys

A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side

As for me I've been scaring for millennia

I'm the bio-exorcist

Giving houses enemas

Push out all the breathers

You can pray at ease

Just stick with me

I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus

Ghost-zombie Jesus

And I do it for the love of it

Money ah who gives a s**t

I think we're a perfect fit

Come on let's make out a bit

Yeah

Dead

It's the perfect day to die

'Cause this guy happened to be passing by

To give you control of your soul

For the whole being dead thing

The whole being dead thing

Oh yeah