Dynamic Duo 2 (feat. Kasher Quon) (Explicit)

Aw yeah Chris

Kasher QuonTeejayx6

I'm mad as hell the w**d man just shorted my w**d

I was tryna get all buzzed this n***a gave me seeds

I just scammed a basketball player named Abdul Kareem

Popped a n***a outside the Walmart and fleed the scene

I'm finna do donuts in a Scat' Krispy Kreme

I just scammed a n***a who sell donuts at Krispy Kreme

I'm finna respond to this b***h DM she wanna have s*x with me

I just bought a Louis fanny pack as an accessory

We 'bout to go and f**k this b***h together her name Destiny

I'm finna go and kill one of my opps and catch a felony

And I scammed a Spanish a*s n***a he was Mexican

I'm finna go to jail I just ran over a pedestrian

Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual

And I sold a twelve year old kid a w**d edible

I just slapped the f**k out of a n***a with freckles

I just f**ked a b***h then I bought her a pickle

I just f**ked a b***h and I paid her with nickels

She kept sucking my d**k after I came and it tickled

I just f**ked an ugly a*s b***h named Aquaneta

Just saw one of my opps in a 2003 Jetta

I just beat the f**k out of a n***a and he had eczema

I just caught a n***a re-rocking his old prom sneakers

I just caught a n***a with some old beat Balenciaga Arenas

They wouldn't let me perform my song so I shot up the arena

You can keep the indica 'cause I'm smoking on sativa

You can keep that black b***h 'cause I'm f**king on Samantha

I just found out one of my old h*es got cancer

I just scammed a b***h online and she got cancer

Took a Mexican b***h out to eat she wanted anchovies

I just scammed an African a*s n***a he got ebola

You just f**ked a dirty a*s b***h and got ebola

I just saw a bum a*s b***h with Adidas Samoa

I just slapped the f**k out my cousin and took his toaster strudel

And punched my little brother in the jaw and took his ramen noodles

I heard you broke as hell in the crib eating ramen noodles

I heard you broke as hell in the crib eating Pizza Rolls

Now I'm finna hit bitcoin on Cedar Grove

Then go and punch me a nice hotel on Lincoln Road

This b***h irritating keep asking for edge control

And she suck my d**k when I was driving I lost control

I had a hundred methods in that b***h how I lose my phone

I'm mad as hell my method stopped working I gotta pay for clothes

My b***h still ain't never let me f**k I'm tryna find some h*es

My pop still ain't pay me for w**d I'm 'bout to steal his bowl

I just scammed a single parent mother for some Enfamil

Just got over on a n***a and sold him a Benadryl

I just got a credit card in who name

Auntie Melissa

Bubble Gum Cookie b***h I'm smoking Bubblicious

I ain't wanna f**k that b***h 'cause she look like Russel Simmons

I ain't wanna f**k that b***h 'cause she look like Katt Williams

Scammed a bald head n***a with cancer he look like Chauncey Billups

Shaved my hair bald now I look like Chauncey Billups

He tried to rob me with a two-two it was a Dillinger

Then I reached in my pocket and stabbed him with a screwdriver

Now I'm finna steal a n***a car with hangers and wires

I just scammed a gospel a*s n***a he sing in a choir

And I found out my man snitched I think he Tekashi

And I f**ked a b***h with twenty kids I think it's Dashiki

I just made a ratchet a*s fan suck my little cousin weewee

I just stole some nachos and some chips from the ice cream truck

Now I'm finna get a CPN and buy an ice cream truck

Almost went to jail for selling w**d out the ice cream truck

Almost went to jail for selling crack out a U-Haul truck

My mama moved again I gotta keep punching U-Haul trucks

My daddy snitched on me now I gotta shoot up his white truck

My cousin snitched on me now I gotta shoot up his white van

I just got approached in the mall by a white fan

Had my hoodie on and got shot up by a white man

F**ked my girlfriend and put some money on her nightstand

Couldn't find no T194 so I popped a Xan'

Couldn't find no fire a*s w**d so I smoked a Black

Couldn't find no other d**gs around so now I'm smoking crack

And I Karo'd the n***a juice with some antifreeze

And I wore my Moncler outside when it was a hundred degrees

I just f**ked a smart a*s b***h with a master's degree

I just f**ked a broke a*s b***h and she asked for three dollars

Three broke n***as over there that's about three burgers

He was short on a cigarette he had one quarter

It cost fifty to get a cigarette he had twenty-five cents

It cost a hundred to pay her water bill she had twenty-five dollars

It cost twenty to get a one-seven he had fifteen dollars

It cost thirty to get a haircut Teejay still ain't got one

You know I scammed all my barbers I can't even get one

Bro your s**t looking trife you gotta go and get one

He went to jail for an hour and turned into a Froot Loop

I just saw a crackhead tryna f**k a raccoon

I just tried to hang myself in the bathroom

'Cause I had a dream they deleted my YouTube

Had to beat a n***a in his stomach with an umbrella

I'm mad as hell my flight got delayed by Delta

Me and Quon had a show to go to out in Phoenix

Just got an opp address and he stay in Vegas

Couple days later they had his funeral in Las Vegas

He wasn't even from the hood he was from Las Vegas

Finna knock a n***a out and go viral on WorldStar

What you got on the w**d

He said he got the cigar

If the opps in this party then everybody shot

Caught with stolen credit cards and they put me on a box

Everybody say they f**kin' with the iPhones they lyin'

I just punched my grandma bills and all her hospital fines

He tried to slide at the mall all his pieces was declined

Wearing them old a*s 'fits he had since 2009

'Bout time you junked that old car n***a it was overheating

I'm off a four of Hi-Tech I'm bout to be so sleepy

She was off her period I told her Open legs now

Treat your b***h like a dog and I told her Sit down

The opps had a funeral dig up the casket in the ground

Riding in a Hellcat you in a box old town

Walmart know my face they keep saying Turn around

I just went to Verizon got approved zero down

Yeah I seen you in there too but you had a high deposit

Please hit my DM for SunTrust deposits

He tryna run off with the cheese he just keep duckin' and dodgin'

But I got his address so I'ma keep on sliding

My mama ran off with some cheese I'm 'bout to go blow up her house

This s**t really surprise me n***as keep runnin' they mouth