It Ain't A Crime

It Ain't A Crime - house of pain

Johnny was a bad boy he was juvenile delinquent

He had his picture on the wall of every precinct

He had a rep of hanging out with his homies

Puffin' on the blunts and sippin' on the forties

But when he spoke nobody would listen

And when he was home yo his parents they would diss him

They called him a bum a worthless piece of shit

So over this he had a fit

And now he grabs his bag and heads for the door

And walks to the neighborhood liquor store

Pulls out a gun tells the old man "Hit the floor"

Then breaks open his register drawer

Pulls out the money stuffs it in his pocket

Points his pistol then he starts to cock it

The man panics and gun goes off

Stupid old fool made Johnny blow his head off

But he don't care 'cuz Johnny was taught

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught

That's how it is homie like it or not

Now coming out store Johnny shot two Haisidic Jews

And when he got home his face was on the news

His mom freaked out told him get the f**k out

That when the pigs rolls up so yo he ducked out

He hit the backdoor like his name was Carl Lewis

Dipped to the pay phone to find out where his crew is

He called up his homeboy Jose "Word up"

"Can I come over my man " he said "No way

A cop was here he was looking all over for you

But I told the pig that I didn't know you"

He said "Cool meet me up at the school

I need a ride 'cuz I'm wanted for homicide"

Johnny's got a gun and he's on the run

But he don't care to him this shits fun

Now that he's an outlaw sorta like Robin Hood

The hard rock hero of the whole neighborhood

If they catch him he'll wind up in court

But it ain't a crime if you don't get caught

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught

That's how it is homie like it or not

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught

It ain't a sale if it don't get bought

It ain't a show if I don't get paid