Bobby Brown Goes Down

Bobby Brown Goes Down - Frank Zappa

Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast my teeth are shiny

So tell all the girls they can kiss my Heini

Here I am at a famous school

I present sharp and I'm actin' cool

I've got a chearleader here wants to help

With my paper let her do all the work

And maybe later I R**e her

Oh god I am the American dream

I do not think I'm too extreme

And I'm a handsome son of a bich

I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

(get a good get a good get a good get a good )

Womans liberation

Came creepin' all across the nation

I tell you people I was not ready

When I f**ked this dyke by the name of Freddi

She made a little speech then

Oh she tried to make me say when

She had my balls in a vice but she left the d**k

I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots to

Quick

Oh god I am the American dream

But now I smell like vaseline

And I'm a miserable son of a bich

Am I a boy or a lady I don't know which

(I wonder wonder wonder wonder)

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit

I'm jingling my change but I'm still kind cute

Got a job doing radio promo

And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

Eventually me and a friend

Sort of drifted along into S&M

I can take about an hour of the tower of power

As long as I get my little golden shower

Oh god I am the American dream

Put a spindle in my butt till it makes me scream

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now I'm going down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now I'm going down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now I'm going down

BOOOOOOM

Yeah I don't know if you're surprised