Mr. Mistoffelees (From The Motion Picture Soundtrack "Cats")

Mr. Mistofelees (From The Motion Picture Soundtrack "Cats") - Laurie Davidson

Lyrics by：T.S. Elliot

Composed by：Andrew Lloyd Webber

The greatest magicians have something to learn

From Mr. Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn

And we all say

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

I'm quiet and small I'm black

From my ears to the tip of my tail

I can creep through the tiniest crack

I can walk on the narrowest rail

I can pick any card from a pack

I am equally cunning with dice

I am always deceiving you into believing

That you're only hunting for mice

I can play any trick with a cork

Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste

If you look for a knife or a fork

And you think it is merely misplaced

You have seen it one moment and then it is gone

But you'll find it next week lying out on the lawn

And we all say

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

My manner is vague and aloof

You would think there was nobody shier

But my voice has been heard on the roof

When I was curled up by the fire

And I've sometimes been heard by the fire

When I was about on the roof

At least they all heard that somebody purred

Which is incontestable proof

Of my singular Magical powers

And I've known the family to call

Me in from the garden for hours

When I was asleep in the hall

And not long ago this phenomenal cat

Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And they all say

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

And we all say oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

And we all say oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Ladies and Gentleman I give you

The Marvelous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees