Civilization Bongo Bongo Bongo

Civilization(Bongo, Bongo, Bongo) (Remastered) - The Andrews Sisters/Danny Kaye

Each morning a missionary advertises neon sign

He tells the native population that civilization is fine

And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree

That civilization is a thing for me to see

So bongo bongo bongo

I don't wanna leave the Congo

Oh no no no no no

Bingo bangle bungle

I'm so happy in the jungle

I refuse to go

Don't want no bright lights false teeth

Doorbells landlords I make it clear

That no matter how they coax him

I'll stay right here

I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed

Magazine what happens

I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobile

You know you can get hurt that way Daniel

At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see

What do they see darling

Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me

So bongo bongo bongo

He don't wanna leave the Congo

Oh no no no no no

Bingo bangle bungle

He's so happy in the jungle

He refuse to go

Don't want no penthouse bathtub

Streetcars taxis noise in my ear

So no matter how they coax him

I'll stay right here

They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train

And though it's smokey and it's crowded

They're too civilized to complain

When they've got two weeks vacation

They hurry to vacation ground what do they do darling

They swim and they fish

But that's what I do all year round

So bongo bongo bongo

I don't wanna leave the Congo oh no no no no no

Bingo bangle bungle

I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go

Don't want no jailhouse shotgun fish hooks

Golf clubs I got my spears

So no matter how they coax him

I'll stay right here

They have things like the atom bomb

So I think I'll stay where I am

Civilization I'll stay right here