The Pitiful Children

作曲 : Joe Iconis

Christine is begging for assistance, Jeremy!

She's helpless and craving

She clearly needs saving

And you hold the key

Wo-ah!

Jeremy

If you get her corrected

You'll both be connected

Literally

Wo-oah

She's lost and overcome with hesita-a-ation

She wished she knew what life was all about

A SQUIP can fix her current situa-ation

Things improve without a doubt

It'll be you who helped her out

Let's save the pitiful children

Woah

Let's save the pitiful children

Woah

Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue

Just what to do

He-elp them to he-e-elp you

Ladies' running shoes? There's gotta be enough SQUIPS in here for..

The entire school? Now put those pills in that beaker and fill it with Mountain Dew!

(sung) Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?

People embracing

And interfacing

Beep bop boop boop

Christine will be so thoroughly deli-i-ghted

When you improve the lives of all her peers

Sync the school, get everyone united

Jocks and geeks will hug and chat, while--

Scuse me, what the frick is that?

A supercomputer from Japan that solves all your problems...

Uh, and mountain dew

Okay!

(sung) Ah, yeah!

Let's save the pitiful children!

Wo-oah

Let's save the pitiful children!

Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep

Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue

Just what to do

He-elp them to he-elp you

(vocalizing)

Let's save the pitiful children

Beep beep beep beep boop

Let's save the pitiful children

SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP, SQUIP

Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue

If that's what we do

If that's what we do

Then

Everything about us is going to be wonderful

We love everything about SQUIPs

Everything about us is going to be so alive

We could never live without SQUIPs

You won't feel left out or unsure

Not pitiful children anymore

'Cause

Everything about us is going to be cool

When... we... rule!