Any Old Iron

Any Old Iron(Bonus Track) - Peter Sellers

Any old iron any old iron any any any old iron

You look neat talk about a treat

You look so dapper from your napper to your feet

Dressed in style brand new tile

And your father's old green tie on

But I wouldn't give you tuppence

For your old watch and chain

Old iron old iron

Just a week or two ago my dear old uncle Bill

He went and kicked the bucket and he left me in his will

So I went around the road to see my auntie Jane

She said "Your uncle Bill has left you a watch and chain"

So I put it on right across my derby kell

The sun was shining on it and it made me look a swell

I went out strolling round about

A crowd of kiddies followed me and they began to shout

Any old iron any old iron any any any old iron

You look neat talk about a treat

You look so dapper from your napper to your feet

Dressed in style brand new tile

And your father's old green tie on

But I wouldn't give you tuppence

For your old watch and chain

Old iron old iron

Any old iron Any old iron

Any any any old iron

You look neat Talk about a treat

You look so dapper from your napper to your feet

Dressed in style brand new tile

And your father's old green tie on

But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain

Old iron old iron "

You look neat Talk about a treat

You look so dapper from your napper to your feet

Dressed in style brand-new tile

But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain

Old iron old iron "

Any old iron Any old iron

Any any any old iron

You look neat Talk about a treat

You look so dapper from your napper to your feet

Dressed in style brand-new tile

And your father's old green tie on

But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain

Old iron old iron "