Everyday Normal Guy 2 (Explicit)

Everyday Normal Guy 2 (日常普通人2) (Explicit) - Jon Lajoie

Steve：

You want some more of this *****

Back in the heezy we could do this all year long

Jon Lajoie：

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

Jon Lajoie：

I was walking down the street just the other day

I saw these two fine ******* they were walking my way

Yo what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say

But suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake

So I put my head down and I just walked away

I had a bus to catch anyway it worked out great

Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play

Sheryl Crow James Blunt and ************* Ace of Bass

Yo what can I say it's just a day in my life

I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night

To be productive at work I got to be well rested

Yeah ************ you heard what I just said

Jon Lajoie：

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan

Jon Lajoie：

I'm from a lower-middle class family

Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

I have good memories from my childhood *****

My favorite toy was my ******* firetruck *****

I used to play with that ************ all day long

Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog

And then I played with my ************ all day long

About ten times a day man all year long

My favorite song ************ I don't like to admit it

Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic

Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you

Every time I hear that ******* **** a tear comes to my eye

Why the **** did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die

Yo I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy

Sticks and stones break my bones

But it's the words that make me cry

Like that time in grade three

When a girl called me stupid face

She really hurt me

Why'd she call me stupid face

Is my face stupid how's that even possible

A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible

**** happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it

Regular everyday normal ******* ********

Jon Lajoie：

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I like red peppers better than the green ones

Jon Lajoie：

Ooh-hoo saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher

Mine broke about six months ago ************

Go go go go go shawty

It's your birthday

Go party like it's your birthday

I wasn't invited but it's okay

I'll just stay at home and play some video games