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HiMy name is whatMy name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

HiMy name is huhMy name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Ahem excuse me

Can I have the attention of the class

for one second

Eminem

Hi kidsDo you like violenceYeah yeah yeah

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelidsUh-huh

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I didYeah yeah

Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse that my life isHuh

My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight

but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate Ummmm

And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead

Uh-uhhhSo why's your face redMan you wasted

Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

faster than a fat *****who sat down too fast

C'mere slutShady wait a minute that's my girl dog

I don't give a ****God sent me to piss the world off

HiMy name is whatMy name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

HiMy name is huhMy name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

HiMy name is whatMy name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

HiMy name is huhMy name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Eminem

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler

Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians

in a spaceship while they screamin at me:LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more **than I do Damn

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin ***and name it after her Oh thank you

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans Aaahhhhhh

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

Dude can I get your autograph

HiMy name is whatMy name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

HiMy name is huhMy name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

HiMy name is whatMy name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

HiMy name is huhMy name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Eminem

Stop the tapeThis kid needs to be locked awayGet him

Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE

I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die ****that

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Huh yupAm I comin or goinI can barely decide

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

WhoopsClothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk hachhh-too

I spit when I talk I'll ****anything that walks C'mere

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOMWAH

YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITSWAHHH

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head BANG

I'm steamin mad Arrrggghhh

And by the way when you see my dadYeah

Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

HiMy name is whatMy name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

HiMy name is huhMy name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

HiMy name is whatMy name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

HiMy name is huhMy name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady