The Bad Touch

The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang

Written by：Jimmy Pop Ali

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock

You are inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Getting horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means Small Craft Advisor

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine Tool Time you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Getting horny now

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You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Getting horny now