I'm My Own Grandpa

I'm My Own Grandpa - Guy Lombardo (蓋伊·倫巴多)

I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

It sounds funny I know

But it really is so

Oh I'm my own grandpa

Many many years ago

When I was twenty three

I was married to a widow

Who was pretty as can be

This widow had a grown up daughter

Who had hair of red

My father fell in love with her

And soon they too were wed

This made my dad my son in law

And changed my very life

For my daughter was my mother

Cause she was my father's wife

To complicate the matter

Even though it brought me Joy

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became

A brother in law to dad

And soon became my uncle

Though it made me very sad

For if he was my uncle

Then that also made him brother

Of the widow's grown up daughter

Who of course was my step mother

I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

It sounds funny I know

But it really is so

Oh I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son

Who kept them on the run

And he became my grandchild

For he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother

And it makes me blue

Because although she is my wife

She's my grandmother too

If my wife is my grandmother

Then I'm her grandchild

And every time I think of it

It nearly drives me wild

For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw

As husband of my grandmother

I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

It sounds funny I know

But it really is so

Oh I'm my own grandpa