Random Rules

作曲 : David Craig Berman

作詞 : David Craig Berman

In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection.

Slowly screwing my way across Europe,

They had to make a correction.

Broken and smokin' where the infrared deer plunge

In the digital snake.

I tell you, they make it so you can't shake hands

When they make your hands shake.

I know you like to line dance,

Everything so democratic and cool,

But baby there's no guidance when random rules.

I know that a lot of

What I say has been lifted off of men's room walls.

Well maybe I've crossed the wrong rivers

And walked down all the wrong halls.

But nothing can change the fact that we used to share a bed

And that's why it scared me

So when you turned to me and said:

"Yeah, you look like someone

Yeah, you look like someone who up and left me low.

Boy, you look like somene I used to know."

I asked a painter why the roads are colored black

He said Steve it's because people leave

And no highway will bring them back

So if you don't want me I promise not to linger

But before I got I gotta ask you dear

About that tanline on your ring finger

No one should have two lives

Now you know my middle names are wrong and right

Honey we've got two lives to give tonight

To give tonight

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