Fuck Me? Fuck You! (Explicit)

Yeah man what f**k you want me to do

You want me to phone your girlfriend yeah and apologise on your behalf does it look like I got cunt on my forehead

No ones saying your a cunt but at the end of the day I'm asking you a favour

Nah man

So what wouldn't I do the same thing for you

Bruv I would not ask you to phone my girlfriend

Teddy mitchell

Ah you f**king prick

Sometimes you act like your dumb or thick

Can't you take the hint that I can't let you in

Your such a pain in the arse you are I should spark your jaw

I hear your kicking at my door

On my free phone there's 3 missed calls

Shouting through my letter box all pissed off

I don't give a s**t so prick piss off

Plus I got a yatty in the gaff with a batty

That is ready for some lashing from the back

She's been here since popworld started and I ain't even got to pop her bra yet

All you really care about is football

Every f**king hour its liverpool liverpool

We'll you've picked the wrong day prick I don't care if your pissed off you make me sick

Chorus x 1

Teddy mitchell

F**k tony

F**k tony

F**k tony

F**k tony

Tony mitchell

You unreliable cunt

This is about the 3rd time I have rung

You know I'm supposed to beat your drum

Kick offs at 2 and its half past 1

Look at you in and done

Its the cup final

And you know I'm a liverpool fan steves my idol

And we both came up with the plan

To tell the guys to

That we were all going to jam in your living room

In front of the digital

Even when I got the guiness and the chicken pattys who the f**k do you think are getting me flipping abby

Your taking the liberty

Your a prick

I go round your house to give your door a couple of kicks

I bet your in the room right now

With the blinds down but I'll soon find out

Your taking he piss last week was my shout

Payed for the box office for that big title bout

Chous x 1

Tony mitchell

F**k teddy

F**k teddy

F**k teddy

F**k teddy

Teddy

For your own sake and future reference mate

Do yourself a favour call 08702 40 40 40 then you won't have to be calling me calling me calling me

You tight cunt

Get your paper out your pocket

And pay for the satellite dish or cable socket

And don't come around here chatting s**t again

When I'm about to get a yatty with a batty in my bed

Tony

Next time when you'll need a favour bruv

Think before you call cause I'll hang up

All cause of you the guy that keeps texting me endlessly now my box is full with so many d**n messages

U arse ho get your facts straight you said it was cool to come and watch the game

So don't make promises you can't keep

Oh ye and I'm keeping your dvd you cunt

You know don't worry I won't ask you a favour again

I don't give a f**k what you do mate cause know what I mean cause you can't try and get me to phone your girl and know what I mean its no f**king meals and boobs business around here mate

Wot you talking about

I don't give a f**k f**k what you talking about