I COME IN PEACE

Buckethead

Miscellaneous

I Come in Peace

TV voice 1

He's as tall as a redwood tree

He weighs 30000 tons

And he has the thorns of a hedgehog

TV voice 2

Those are petty details carrus

Voice 1

I want you to understand his rather special talents

TV voice 3

first of all he has the strength of 10 monsters

With one blow he can destroy the Empire State Building

With another the highest peaks of mount everest would fall

Newscaster

This just in：we have unconfirmed reports that Tokyo is under attack

By a 50 foot man with a white face

A chicken bucket on his head uh carrying an enormous guitar

According to this report whenever he plays a note

The sonic waves cause whole buildings to explode

Streets to buckle and split and vehicles to fly about like toys

Different voice probably buckethead

I come in peace

X3

Newscaster

THE DEFENSE COMMAND HAS ORDERED ALL CITIZENS TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

People from sector 4 please report to the bus depot in sector 3

Sector 5 proceed in an orderly fashion to sector 6

Sector 1 &2 board the bullet trains without delay WAIT

We have visual contact Look at the size of those shoes

Who is this giant where did he come from where is he going

What's he playing what's he saying RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Newscaster

It seems that this gargantuan figure is only destroying chicken outlets

The liberated chickens appear to be FOLLOWING him

A white wave of feathered friends eh isn't this the year of the rooster

And here come the children following close behind huh

They're all headed toward a giant fortified chicken coop on Mt Fuji

Possibly buckethead

Ha ha ha ha hoh X4

Chicken bawking

Newscaster's voice

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Buckethead

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SCREWED UP

Newscaster's voice

Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaah wipeout