Kiss My Country Ass

Kiss My Country Ass - Blake Shelton

Tearin' down a dirt road

Rebel flag flyin'

Coon dog in the back

Truck bed loaded down with beer

And a cold one in my lap

Earnhart sticker behind my head

And my woman by my side

Tail-pipe's poppin'

The radio's rockin' "Country Boy Can Survive"

If you got a problem with that ha ha

You can kiss my country a**

Well I love Turkey calls overalls Wrangler jeans

Smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds

Tattoos up & down my arms

And deer heads over my bed

My Granddaddy fought in World War Two

My Daddy went to Vietnam

And I ain't scared to grab my gun

And fight for my homeland

If you don't love the American flag

You can kiss my country a**

If you're a down home backwoods redneck

Hey come on stand up and raise your glass

But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd

You can kiss my country a** Aw yeah

Aw yeah

Well there's a whole lotta high-class people out there

That's lookin' down on me

Cause the country club where I belong

Is the Honky Tonk till three in the mornin'

Don't wear no fancy clothes

No ties or three piece suits

You can find me in my camouflage cap

My t-shirt and cowboy boots

If that don't fit your social class

You can kiss my country a**

If you're a down home backwoods redneck

Hey come on stand up and raise your glass

But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd

You can kiss my country a**

Well I'm a front-porch sittin'

Guitar pickin' moonshine sippin'

Backer juice spittin' country boy from the woods

And I love fried chicken & blue gill fishin'

And outlaw women an' I wouldn't change if I could NO

I ain't tryin' to start no fight but I'll finish one every time

So you just mind your own damn business

Stay the hell outta mine

If you got a problem with that

You can kiss my country a**

I said if you got a problem with any of that

You can kiss my natural born Redneck to the bone

Ever-lovin' country a**