Alfie

Lily Allen

Alfie

Ooooo deary me

My little brother's in his bedroom smoking w**d

I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly quarter past three

He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC

I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea

I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey

Don't understand how one can watch so much TV

My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see

Oooooo I only say it cos I care

So please can you stop pulling my hair

Now now there's no need to swear

Please don't despair my dear Mon frere

Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day

I just can sit back and watch your life waste away

You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid

Get off your lazy arse

Alfie please use your brain

Surely there's some walls out there that you can go spray

I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray

Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid

When all you do is stay and play on your computer games

Oooooo I only say it cos I care

So please can you stop pulling my hair

Now now there's no need to swear

Please don't despair my dear Mon frere

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that

I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat

It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat

Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid thick hat

Oooooo I only say it cos I care

So please can you stop pulling my hair

Now now there's no need to swear

Please don't despair

Please don't despair

Please don't despair

Mon frere

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