Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)

Three nights ago I was at a disco

Man I wanted to bump I was rarin' to go

And this big fat woman bumped me on the floor

She was rarin' to go that chick was rarin' to go

Man she did a dip almost broke my hip

She was gettin' down that chick was gettin' down

She wanted to bump some more but I told her No

You done knocked me down once you done knocked me down once

Said if you want to dance find you a big fat man

Ya'll both can get on down ya'll both can get on down huh

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Lord I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Somebody take her

She's too big for me

She'll knock me down

She came over to me snatched me out of my seat

She wanted to get on down still wanted to get on down

I told her to go on and leave me alone

I ain't gettin' down you done hurt my hip once

I know what you'll do I ain't gonna bump with you

I don't feel like gettin' down don't feel like gettin' down

She just shook her head at every word I said

She wanted to get on down that woman wanted get on down

She did that dip again and I hit the floor again

She was gettin' down Lord that woman was gettin' down

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Lord I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Somebody take her I don't want her

She done hurt my hip she done knocked me down

Done hurt my hip she done knocked me down

Somebody take her I don't want her

Say Leroy you can have this one dude

This big fat woman dude

I don't want her