Wise Guy (Album Version) (Album Version|Explicit)

Wise Guy (Album Version|Explicit) - Joe Pesci

It's the b**ches that'll get yas

It's the b**ches that'll get yas

It's the b**ches that'll get yas

Hey Hey

Paid out my a**

Treat all my broads like trash

You'll catch a blast if you move too fast

I talk with class

You don't have to ask

Getting everything by flash and cash

Fighting and stealing

Don't kill without feeling

So I win in the casino before they start dealing

All about respect and intellect

Only mess with the women that pick up the check

Two supermodels one in each arm

One chick's brunette the other was blonde

I heard their fathers had stocks and bonds

So I f**ked 'em up and left 'em floating in a pond

Customary clothes from head to toe

Catch Joe at the fight sitting in the first row

Everybody follows when I'm ready to go

There's no need to show off they already know

I'm a wise guy

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

It's the b**ches that'll get yas

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

It's the b**ches that'll get yas

Hey I don't drive by

Cuz I'm a wise guy

I just stop by

With a couple of guys

And I take your eyes

Cuz I'm a wise guy

I'm a wise guy

A made man fact like my a** is fat

Catch Joe in Bermuda throwing 'em back

Sipping on Tequila with a straw hat

Put the prez on hold tell him I'll call him back

Tow away zones I don't get a ticket

Any crime committed that sh*t is acquitted

I'm a goodfella I'll tell ya if I did it

Freak scenes with your wife last time I hit it

Cuz I'm more man than you'll ever be

And it was probably your wife in bed with me

If you see me you better look the other way

Double cross me you won't live to see another day

I got seven cars in my garage

A limousine with a TV and bar

I'm a star

Don't do blow and I don't sell crack

Stay alert I got someone to whack

I'm a wise guy

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

It's the b**ches that'll get yas

For a drive by

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

It's the b**ches that'll get yas

For a drive by

I don't drive by

Cuz I'm a wise guy

I just stop by

With a couple of guys

And I take your eyes

Cuz I'm a wise guy

I'm a wise guy

Another day another court case It's okay

Somebody in the jury's got rent to pay

Can't see myself in a jail rotting

Plus I got lawyers that are better than Cochran

If there's a witness on tape that they play

Probably a broad that I used to lay

The last one to talk was never ever found

Got a call from downtown put her in the ground

Her mother didn't like me I never gave a f**k

Her brother didn't like me I hit him with a truck

Her sister was a rip everybody got a ride

Her father was a rat so I buried him alive

If you talk to the cops and try to flee

Your car'll blow up when you turn the key

Don't cut a deal or have the case appealed

I keep my mouth shut and I never squeal

I'm a wise guy

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

It's the b**ches that'll get yas

For a drive by

Lovely day in the neighborhood

Lovely day in the neighborhood

For a drive by

It's the b**ches that'll get yas

For a drive by

I told you before I don't drive by

I'm a wise guy

I just stop by

With a couple of guys

And I take your eyes

Cuz I'm a wise guy

I'm a wise guy

You got it motherf**ker

You got it motherf**ker

You got it motherf**ker

Go jump for joy I'm the real McCoy

That's it motherf**ker

I'm a wise guy

I'm a wise guy