The Joker vs Pennywise

The Joker vs Pennywise - Epic Rap Battles of History

Lyrics by：Nice Peter/EpicLLOYD/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Zach Sherwin

Composed by：Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Zach Sherwin

Epic rap battles of history

The joker

Versus

Pennywise

Begin

In my first appearance

The bat was supposed to slay me

But I can't be killed that's

Why they cast a Phoenix to play me

I'm the Harlequin of hate

The clown prince of crime

You're a sewer troll that

Stephen King wrote between his lines

Ha ha ha ha

It's like c*****e you know what I said

I don't know how any kind of

Joke could ever go over that head

They all float says the quote

But your films they all sink

Oh and as far as Mr King goes

I'm a shining man wink

Ha ha ha ha

I make the Justice League look

Like just a bunch of super schlubs

You lost to a herd of nerds who

Call themselves the losers' club

You'll be gobbled up in Gotham

So stick to your small town

Where you're renowned as the

If it's brown flush it down clown

Hiya Jokie you wanna rap

Rap rap rap rap rap rap

Rap rap rap rap rap rap

Oh why so serious

You're supposed to be the man who laughs

But those jokes were like your new movie aha

Mostly really sad

Beep beep you're a John Doe in my deadlights

And you're about to fall from a new height

'Cause you're weak and you've lost every

Fight to a knight who wears underwear over his tights

Ha ha ha

I haunt nightmares and I'm ruthless

This battle's like poker the Joker is useless

Winning's not in your cards

Call me Arkham Asylum

I'm crazy with bars

Jack Nicholson played you just fine

But lately the casting's declined

Jared Leto came out trying to look

Like he was Tekashi 6ix9ine

So unless you've got a yummy younger brother

I think you'd better run

'Cause I've got 99 red balloons

B***h and I dare you to take one

Go back in your well

You giggling sewer ginger

You lost to a turtle

That wasn't even a ninja

When I flow I go Mark Ham with ill zingers

I steal the show like Bob Kane

Stole from bill finger

I spit acid be wowed every joke of mine stings

You're three night lights in a cloud

Beat by the kid from stranger things

When I compare your antics to the

Fiendish schemes I revel in

They pale like the moonlight

You can dance with the devil in

Pennywise likes the devil

We have so much fun together

But no one's dying to play with Joker

Except for maybe heath ledger

Puddin' you're an embarrassment

I'll beat you like you beat Harley Quinn

That purple suitis something you

Should only see Steve Harvey in

Ah haha I feast on your fears

I'm the Derry

Maine attraction every twenty seven years

But you know what I have a secret shh

It's like a very special toy

If you wanna kill a Batman

Eat him when he's a boy

Don't you lay a finger on my bat

You little freak

Or I will spend a whole week

Knocking out those prickle teeth

Hee hee hee

Tell your author for his next gangbang scene

How about a little more

PG and a lot less 13

Even I wouldn't stoop to that kind of impropriety

This is Earth you space demon

We live in a society

Ha ha ha

I've seen your movies so I know you don't hurry

But I'll shoo you down the drain

So fast they'll call you Tim Scurry

Ask Robin if I drop bars

I take smiles and I leave scars

Guards at Arkham will admit

That the Joker just killed it

Arkham ha you stole that from HP Lovecraft

Who needs guards when you couldn't

Even escape Cesar Romero's mustache

You jester I'm Montresor

'Bout to make you my Fortunado

And seal this battle up like it was

The Cask of Amontillado woo

I spit January ember flames woo

You got beat by the Scooby Gang woo

I'm the John Wayne of John Wayne Gacys

The underground clown posse my flow's insane

Poster boy for missing persons posters

Joker's gonna float with me

'Cause he just messed with the best

Wall eyed rapper since the Notorious BIG

Wu ha ha

Who won

Who's next

You decide

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