So Bad Last Night

So Bad Last Night - Jerry Jeff Walker

When the telephone woke me this morning

I'm sorry was the first thing I said

From that point it get's a bit fuzzy

Thinking with half my head

Putting the pieces together

It's shocking to flash on the past

'Cause when you are known as a rascal

You can bet you showed off your ass

I was so bad last night

I'll be good for the rest of my life

I tore up the bar lost a pretty nice car

It's a good bet I ticked off my wife

It's a good bet I ticked off my wif I was so bad last night

The harder I try to remember

The quicker my brain starts to hurt

It really is funny

Unwadding the money

That's been stuffed in my pants and shirt

But tryin' to make sense of phone numbers

Scribbled on the backs of old cards

I guess we ought to be thankful

Nobody knows who we are

I was so bad last night

I'll be good for the rest of my life

Now I'm telling you and this is the truth

I have finally seen the light

From now on I'm going to act right

I was so bad last night

I never intended to do it

I dropped in for a drink or two

But all of the chicks were so foxy

I wanted to marry a few

The place was more crowded than usual

And everyone there was my friend

Franny and Snake and Bunky and Jake

And somehow the night never ends

I was so bad last night

I'll be good for the rest of my life

Now I'm telling you and this is the truth

I have finally seen the light

From now on I'm going to act right

I was so bad last night

I was so bad last night

I'll be good for the rest of my life

I tore up the bar lost a pretty nice car

It's a good bet I ticked off my wife

It's a good bet I ticked off my wif

I was so bad last night

I'll be good for the rest of my life

Now I'm telling you and this is the truth

I have finally seen the light

From now on I'm going to act right

I was so bad last night