One More Minute

Constant doo wops in the background throughout the song

Aahh

Well I heard that you're leavin'

Leavin'

Gonna leave me far behind

So far behind

'Cause you found a brand new lover

You decided that I'm not your kind

Aahh

So I pulled

I pulled

Your name out

Name out

Of my Rolodex

Oohh

And I tore all your pictures in two

And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go

Just because it reminds me of you

Dippity dippity doo

That's right

That's right

You ain't gonna see me cryin'

I'm glad

I'm glad

That you found somebody new

'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass

Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter

You got me feeling down in the dumps

'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love

And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh so honey let me help you with that suitcase

You ain't

You ain't

Gonna break my heart in two

'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face

Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

Than watch you going out with other men

I'd rather slam my fingers in a door

Yah

Again and again and again and again and again

Oh can't you see what I'm tryin' to say Darlin

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches

Leeches

Shove an icepick under a toenail or two

I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue

Than spend one more minute with you

Yes I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks

Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue

I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades

Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands

And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die

Than spend one more minute with you