No-No Song

No-No Song - Ringo Starr

A lady that I know

Just came from Columbia

She smiled

Because I did not understand

Then she held out

Some marijuani ha-ha

She said it was the best

In all the land

And I said:

No no no no

I don't smoke it no more

I'm tired of waking up on the floor

No thank you please

It only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard

To find the door

A woman that I know

Just came from Majorca Spain

She smiled

Because I did not understand

Then she held out

A 10 pound bag of ***

She said it was the best in all the land

And I said:

No no no no

I don't sniff it no more

I'm tired of waking up on the floor

No thank you please

It only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard

To find the door

A man I know

Just came from Nashville Tennessee

Oh

He smiled

Because I did not understand

Then he held out

Some moonshine whiskey oh-ho

He said it was the best in all the land

And I said:

No no no no

I don't drink it no more

I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor

No thank you please

It only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard

To find the door

And I said:

No no no no

I can't take it no more

I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor

No thank you please

It only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard

To find the door